onegreyelephant: So since many people appear to be under the impression that you're dead-- I thought that perhaps we should offer a question and answer corner.
mikka: why?
onegreyelephant: so people stop assuming you're dead.
mikka: am I not?
onegreyelephant: not what?
mikka: not dead?

onegreyelephant: No. You're not. Hadn't you noticed?
mikka: I'd never really thought about it.

onegreyelephant: well perhaps you should start. thinking about it I mean.
mikka: is it neccessary?
onegreyelephant: what, thinking about it?
mikka: is life neccessary?

onegreyelephant: yes, quite often. In fact pretty much always.
mikka: even in the Interior?
onegreyelephant: ...dunno. never been there.

onegreyelephant: look- just be useful and answer any questions okay?
mikka: answers only lead to confusion.

onegreyelephant: maybe in your case.