To those of you who have pledged allegiance to the fight against Takeo-chan's evil zombies, I will now give a quick briefing on our mission and the killing of Zombies in general.

Please note that Zombies are a global problem- do not think you may be bypassed by this encroaching wave of evil. We must spread our defensive forces around the globe.

As you can see- the current headquarters is in Adelaide- primarily because Adelaide is a hole and would never be suspected of being a headquarters of any sort, secondly because I live here. And thirdly- if Adelaide is destroyed by Zombies wanting to attack our headquarters, no-one would notice.

We also have some scattered support bases here in America and Canada.

However- sources reveal that over here in Canadia somewhere is Takeo-chan headquarters. Please- for those of you living in this part of the world- be on the lookout and be prepared!

And now some tips for picking a Zombie. a. Zombies smell bad b. They drop rotting flesh c. They shuffle and moan loudly d. They are ugly e. Zombies eat brains Please remember that these charcteristics do not *necessarily* mean that a Zombie is present. However- if you discover a non-Zombie possesing the above traits- they probably don't deserve to live and you should kill them regardless.

To kill a Zombie one must aim for the head. It is vital to destroy the brain in order to stop the Zombie from rising again.

There is no prescribed method for destroying the brain- nearly any object can be used. Be creative and inventive.

Remember- Killing Zombies is Fun.

and killing Zombies with robots is even better.

Thankyou for your time. Together we can defeat
Takeo-chan's evil spawn.

for more information on Zombies- go and watch Undead, Braindead or Wild Zero. This has been a public service announcement.