onegreyelephant: You're reading a Maori dictionary.
Oska: Yes.
onegreyelephant: Why?
Oska: So that I can learn how to build a superpowered robot and take over the world.

onegreyelephant:....I don't think that'll work.
Oska:That's funny-- neither do I.

Oska: However-- I did discover that maioro means fortifications of pa
onegreyelephant: What's pa?
Oska: I haven't got up to p yet.
onegreyelephant: Oh.

Oska: Did you have something important to say or were you just wasting my time.
onegreyelephant: Er- just wasting your time.
Oska: Piss off then.
onegreyelephant: Pissing off at once SAH!